Christmas is Cancelled – Santa the Impostor
‘My Master Plan for World Domination’, has traditionally called for this Fat-boy Santa to wear his bright-suit, fly around the world, and bribe the children with payoffs for proper conformist...
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Santa was pissed when we ate him last week, a little fatty, but palatable. Since then he has been vomited-up and re-assembled. His attitude has improved greatly. Fat-boy is ready to ride, and the crap...
View ArticleNumber of the Beast? From a fricking knee-cap, we know who you are.
“An automated recognition system that scans crowds to identify the people within them using not their faces, or their eyes, but their knees, has been proposed.” Something about seeing you when you are...
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